*looks at grades*
lmao true 9d’s kid
There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out
My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that.
my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
this is me
You know when you start liking something cause of the person you’re with???? Then that ends and it’s sucks and it’s weird to enjoy that thing???? yeaaaa