ICE TEA IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND.

LIFEGUARDS IMPORTED FROM SPAIN.

TOWELS IMPORTED FROM TURKEY.

and TURKEY IMPORTED FROM MAaAaINE. 

(Source: defendthemoment, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

dustinis:

ioweyouamoffat:

allons-y-jawn:

sodamnrelatable:

^reblogging again for that gif

Accurate gif is accurate

(Source: thegreatbigquestionmark, via all-the-screams-sound-the-same)

• Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
• Skin: Do you tan easily?
• Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
• Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
• Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
• Tongue: What was in your last meal?
• Windpipe: Do you sing?
• Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
• Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
• Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
• Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
• Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
• Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
• Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
• Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
• Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
• Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
• Back: Are you a virgin?
• Hips: Do you like to dance?
• Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
• Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
• Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
• Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?

graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

(via just-smiles-and-laughs)

alexmordamn:

my mom just asked if she could try on my glasses to see how they look on her so i gave them to her and she went to look in the mirror and then came back into my room and was like “i dont think so what do you think” and i was like “mother i can’t even see you” and her response was “where are your glasses”

(via weight-a-second)

(Source: itsallaboutmuahin2016)

bettschwere:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

i thought it was called weedwhacking

(via just-smiles-and-laughs)

meladoodle:

bologna is a fucked up word

(via barbara--manatee)